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"I would tell a joke about my dick... but there isn't much to it.. :("
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"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."
"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA."
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"
"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."
"I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself."