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Joke of the Day
"What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season"
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"ATTORNEY: my client would like to confess ME: i sell human organs on the black market JUDGE [who needs a kidney transplant]: tell me more"
"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"
"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."
"My favourite joke when I was 9. ""Doctor, doctor, I feel like a row of theatres"" ""Did it happen suddenly?"" ""No, it came on in stages"""
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney."
"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."
"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"