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Joke of the Day

"A prospective army man walks into a recruitment office without pants. ""Is there a draft in here?"""

"[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. ""Sir, we can't just give-"" Here's $50mil. ""Do you like boy acrobats?"""

"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"

"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."

"Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers."

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed."

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."