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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti."
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"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."
"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."
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"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"
"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"