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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."
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"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."
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"Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie."
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."
"Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says ""Previously on wasted potential..."""