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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."
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"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !"
"I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries"
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"
"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."
"""911 what's your em-"" STAMPEDE ""slow down sir"" IN THE GORGE ""sir I'm gonna need you t-"" SIMBAS DOWN THERE"
"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"
"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."
"International women's day"