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Joke of the Day
"Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin... complete the joke..."
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"Political correctness... Is for faggots."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg? Don't worry he's ""ALRIGHT"" now!"
"I want negative calorie credit for all the junk food I pass up. Didn't eat that cookie? That's -150 calories."
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