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Joke of the Day

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . ."

"How do you call the homosexuell mathematic department of ISIS? - Analisis"

"Cop: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"""

"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""

"We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows."

"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"

"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."