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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two lesbians build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."
"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."
"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"
"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"
"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."
"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""
"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"
"Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? Because they are fucking assholes."