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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two lesbians build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside."
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"Knock Knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *This bagel is for.* This bagel is for who? *Whom. This bagel is for whom.*"
"Best part of Twenty Sever year olds. Theres twenty of them."
"Job interview Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness? Me: I'm brutally honest. Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"
"North Korea right now."
"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."
"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."
"Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant? She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed."