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Joke of the Day
"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"
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"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""
"To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die"
"No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven't you ever heard of tooth freckles? Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk."
"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick."
"Interrupting Cow Red: Knock Knock Dit: Who's There? Red: Interrupting Cow Dit: Interrupti- Red: MOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
"Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he ""really needs scissors, like right now!""?"