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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
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"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""
"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."
"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."
"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""
"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side."
"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"
"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"
"Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp"