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Joke of the Day
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
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"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."
"Did you know that in Louisiana, a football field goes underwater every hour? Of course, no one there cares until it's an actual football field."
"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"
"I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house. and he was the best dog I ever had"
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""