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Joke of the Day
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
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"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"
"The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart."
"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"
"I tink Therefore I am Irish."
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants."
"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"