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Joke of the Day

"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"

"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"

"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."

"What do you call a urinating khalif. Wiz Khalifa"

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"I was walking along a narrow cliff top when... a gorgeous woman was coming from the opposite direction. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."

"my love is blind :("

"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"I hate people who say ""Age is just a number"" Age is clearly a word."