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Joke of the Day
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
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"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"You know what I find odd? Every other number"
"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."
"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"Now where do you get off >:( I'm the bus driver, I need to know"
"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."
"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."