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Joke of the Day

"""I'm never gonna do THAT again!"" ~ Me, about things I'll continually do... Again"

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."

"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."

"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""