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Joke of the Day
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
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"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."
"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""
"How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex? gingerly."
"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."
"Guess What? Chicken Butt."
"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."
"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"