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Joke of the Day

"Jarndyce and Jarndyce walk into a bar... The barman says: ""Why the long case?"""

"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."

"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."

"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"

"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"

"Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time? America just did."

"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"

"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with a mirror."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"