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Joke of the Day
"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."
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"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"
"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"
"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."
"It's like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know."
"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."