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"Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan."

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"After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm."
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"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."
"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"
"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."
"A guy came to my bar the other day and told me ""hey man I don't have much money, can you just give me your cheapest shot?"" . . I said ""Yeah, your ugly and your mom dresses you funny""."
"Man draws fire for arson attack on art class."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !"
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