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Joke of the Day

"What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them."

"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"

"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."