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Joke of the Day

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."

"When I grow up, I want to be a gif."

"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."

"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"Sidebar the Numbered Jokes joke, start linking reposts and numbering them For science"