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Joke of the Day
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
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"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."
"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
"What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long"
"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."
"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."