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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
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"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."
"You know you're getting old when the kids start referring to your savings as their inheritance."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"
"My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge..."
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."
"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"