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Joke of the Day

"Why'd Sally fall off the swings? Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition. Jesus died from cross-contamination"

"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"

"What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares? hopscotts."

"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"

"Went to Bingo yesterday, Got two fat ladies... Worst 3some ever."

"I wish Candy Canes were shaped less awkward and tasted more like cocaine."