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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."
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"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the shin."
"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"
"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"
"Did you hear about the 50yo who couldn't deliver a baby? She was having a midwife crisis."
"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."
"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"
"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."