19854

Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."

"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"

"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"

"Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!"

"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"

"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."

"Husband (right before going to bed): ""Baby here is the aspirin for your headache"". Wife: ""But I dont have any headaches"" Husband: Gotcha!"

"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."

"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."

"Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things."