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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."
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"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"
"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."
"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"
"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"