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Joke of the Day
"They say two heads are better than one But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce."
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"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"
"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
"[calls up friend] Remember when you said I wouldn't ever make it on TV? Well turn on the news! ""Okay, but why are you calling from jail?"""
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."
"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."
"""Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D."" ""What does Ph.D. stand for?"" ""in his case Pin-headed Dope."""