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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"

"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."

"Justin Timberlake has announced he's involved with a sequel the The Dark Crystal. He's bringing Skeksis Back."

"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"

"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""