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Joke of the Day

"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"

"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"

"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"

"Notice in a hospital waiting room. ""Thanks for being Patient.'"

"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."

"Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?"

"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."

"*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E ""Ooooh, spooky"" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N ""Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"""

"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."