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Joke of the Day
"Who's the first Irishman to come outside every Spring? Patty O'Furniture"
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"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."
"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"
"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."
"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"
"""Forgive me father, for I have pinned."""
"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"
"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."