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Joke of the Day
"I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme."
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"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."
"People who write hai and bai, wai?"
"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."
"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."
"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."
"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"
"I hope my girlfriend enjoys long, romantic walks... ...because I don't have a car."
"I just licked a knife.. It tasted like blood."
"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"