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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."

"Teacher I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!"

"My uncle Aaron is the black sheep of our family. Because he's black. His skin is black. He's a black man."

"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."

"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"

"[during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off."

"The woman who first decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize."

"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."