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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."

"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"

"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I kicked the piece of shit before it did."