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Joke of the Day

"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command."

"What do you do when you meet a robotic genie? You mech a wish."

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"

"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."

"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"

"6 things should be common in a Girl and Tea. Should be hot. should be strong. should be sweet. adequate milk. should be ready in 5 minutes. And lastly, won't let you sleep whole night :)"

"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"