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Joke of the Day
"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
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"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."
"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."