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Joke of the Day

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."

"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"

"Well, look on the bright side... At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore."

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."

"How can you tell that someone's a vegan? Don't worry; they'll tell you themselves."

"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."