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Joke of the Day
"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."
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"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult. Edit: *compliment. I knew something seemed weird"
"A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church... The priest says, ""Hey hey hey, you're not allowed here."" The Higgs boson says, ""But without me, there would be no mass."""
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."
"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."
"Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU."
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"