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Joke of the Day

"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"

"Why did Hitler have a vitamin C deficiency? He hated juice."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."

"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."

"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"

"What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser"

"Me: ""Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor."" 3yo: ""You're welcome Mom, look at this!""*scatters more on floor I deserve that."

"What does a house wear? Address!"

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"