121315
Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."
Next Joke
"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."
"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."
"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."
"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."
"What has four legs and two assholes? A police horse."
"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."
"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."