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Joke of the Day

"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."

"What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss? They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under."

"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."

"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"

"When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!"

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one."

"the latest trend I hear the latest trend is to install trampolines on cruise ships - apparently everyone's jumping on board"

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."

"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"