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Joke of the Day
"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."
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"Murder is like art, as long as you can bullshit your way into justifying it, someone out there will be like ""oh yeah, I totally get it."""
"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"
"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."
"Men should never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They'll clearly see yer nuts"
"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""
"Q: What's black white and read all over? A: A newspaper."
"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."
"What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"