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Joke of the Day

"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"

"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."

"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."

"CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home"

"You mean there's another way to eat toast besides hunched over the sink like a fucking criminal??"

"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."