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Joke of the Day

"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."

"Armadillos are quite expensive. They usually cost an arm and a leg."

"If I had a dollar for every person who found me unattractive... I'd buy the htc vive, because who the fuck cares if your ugly when you have VR."

"PUN MEGATHREAD Post your punniest, worst, most awful puns here"

"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."

"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"