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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis.. Women make it harder.."
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"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA"
"I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies."
"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""
"Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes"
"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."