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Joke of the Day

"I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too."

"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"What do you call the Japanese police force? Kawaii Five-0"