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Joke of the Day
"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"
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"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."
"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."
"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."
"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"