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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."

"I asked the local prostitute if she could do something kinky so she put a set of jumper cables up my ass... Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but I couldn't believe how much she charged me!"

"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game."

"To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time."

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"

"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."

"Martin Shkreli has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford."