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Joke of the Day

"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."

"What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt."

"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""

"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"

"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""

"You're so ugly, Scorpion be like, ""Stay over there!"""

"What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."