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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."

"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"

"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"My money box is empty... No change there."

"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"

"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("

"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"