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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of Indians running down a hill? A: A mudslide How do you make one? A: Roll a coin down a hill Who is the richest man in India? A: The guy who got the coin"

"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("

"Judging from what most terrifies my cats, when the apocalypse comes it will be heralded by a great rustling of plastic grocery bags."

"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."

"Jesus: My God, why have you forsaken me? God: Lighten up drama queen."

"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""

"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."

"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."

"My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke."

"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."