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Joke of the Day

"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."

"- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No."

"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"

"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"

"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"

"Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: ""Are you on any meds?"" Me: ""You might want to grab a notebook."""