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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
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"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"
"""Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!"" - Realtor headshot photographer"
"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."
"A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'"
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"50 Cent has about 50 cents left"
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"When someone says Jesus was a virgin ...I have to laugh. How about that one time he got nailed by a bunch of Romans?"